June 2012
justarandomer:
Thinking about the future scares me
May 2012
antiibarbiee asked: You are gorgeous,(:
Me: *turns on car radio*
Radio Station 1: "I'M SEXY AND I KNO-"
Me: SHUT UP *change*
Radio Station 2: "LAST FRIDAY NI-"
Me: FUCK *change*
Radio Station 3: "LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRA-"
ME: *turns car into oncoming traffic*
densityschild:
there’s a special place in hell for people that tell you to calm down when you’re already calm during an argument
A day with my period.
period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
